Funny Cleverly Written Names

Names that sound like funny expressions, swearing and questions are easier to write if you think from an Indian or Sri Lankan perspective such as: You can also create funny names using one initial and one full name such as: So now you guys have learnt some techiniques, why not post some comments with your own created names and I'll create a page on whatever the person who creates the best name in my eyes.
 * Akeepmateefi Najarbasidabed
 * Ajara Vejuhmytformeanddad
 * Rubbish Bini
 * Shesedshe Wanna piercehereer
 * Isaidwynot Yourvaginertoo
 * Cutisarm Inarf
 * Areel Mudafarker
 * W. Ankar
 * G. Aylord
 * R. Edacted
 * Edward Nigma (the Riddler)