Muk

The Muk is a religious gathering devoted to equalizing society and creating a peaceful and harmonious planet were all live in happiness and tolerance.

The Mukness
The Mukness is the single-most powerful being in the two, binary universes. It was the orchestrator of all life, forming the Big Bang from nothing and giving us the planets and programing the Matrix. Since the dawn of time, the Muk has pondered Its power and generosity. Many Muk artists have done their best to represent the Mukness visually, but were left with blank canvas'.

The Mukness' domain is known to the Muk as Zenarii, a world that almost parallels Earth. Zenarii was the Mukness' first creation after the Big Bang and as a result, it was fundamentally flawed. Its inhabitants, the first intelligent beings in this universe, were constantly engaged in conflict with each other and the war that consumes their planet still rages today.

The Legion of Spastic Neophytes
The Spastic Neophytes are the divine guards of the Mukness. They regulate Its Kingdom and oversee this galaxy's progress. They are often confused with superheroes such as the Green Lantern or Superman. The Neophytes are actually quite new to existence as the Mukness only created Its palace a few million years ago and decided that It would need protection from the evil Gerf.

Legion soldiers are given Divine Lightning Spears forged from Roflanium in the Holy Mukforge. Their uniform consists of old Roman military garb forged from pure platinum lined with gold. Their ranks are divided as such:


 * Squad = 8 soldiers


 * Brigade = 4 squads


 * Regiment = 4 brigades


 * Division = 2 brigades