The Muktionary

The Muktionary is the Holy Text of the Muk. It tells of all the secrets of the world and contains many holy definitions of words formulated by the Mukness.

Some entries include:
 * muk - a prefix most commonly used in words that are used to dismiss something as trivial
 * ferg - a horrible, repellant green turd
 * gref - to urinate continuously
 * freg - a hairy, black turd
 * gerf - purple vomit and the infinite enemy of the Muk
 * gerfreg - to vomit a hairy purple turd
 * fergref - a walking turdTurdimage.jpeg
 * spavacado - a spastic avacado
 * gaylord - a homosexual count or countess
 * gaybow or gaybo - an elite crossbowman, usually in service of a gaylord