Special Needs Unit

The Special Needs Unit (the SNU, pronounced snoo) is an elite Retard Response Team that operates internationally to enable people who suffer from inhibiting mental diseases such as mental retardation, Asperger syndrome and autism to be empowered, get jobs and live their lives.

The word 'snu' or 'snoo' can also be used as a noun, referring to people who require the services of the SNU, those who operate within or in association with the SNU or someone who is completely unrelated to the topic. For example, as an insult, 'snu' would be used like this:

"Callum, you're such an inbred snu!"

As a reference to one who suffers from an intellectual disorder, one would say:

"That retard is a snu."

Finally, when referring to a worker of the SNU, one would say:

"Yeah, I'm SNU, let me in."

History
The first SNU unit was formed in 1948 as part of a plan to put people suffering from a psychological, neurological or mental disorder on the same plain as those with normal brain functions. From its founding until 1972, the SNU was led, co-ordinated and operated by Gerald MacGhilleseatheanaich until he suffered a fatal stroke at the previously mentioned date. His second-in-command, Tynisheida Naquellah Brishonda Williams then proceeded to take over. Since then, Tynisheida has led the SNU all over the world, empowering retards and getting jobs for autism sufferers.

Operations
The SNU leads all kinds of operations all over the globe. They are categorized into three primary colours.
 * Yellow: Empowerment and Encouragement. These ops usually involve convincing retards and the like to stand up for themselves and to know that they are special "for all the right reasons".
 * Blue: Employment and Finding a House. These ops revolve around getting mentally disabled individuals employed in satisfying, fulfilling jobs that suit their intersests and can sustain their lifestyles.
 * Red: Crime-fighting and LRT (lethal retard take-down): Finally, red SNU teams are deployed to fight crimes where mentally disabled people are the culprits. If the situation becomes violent, an LRT team can be dispatched to eliminate the retard.