Four Final Bosses of Finality

The Four Final Bosses of Finality are the 4 final bosses of Everything. When facing these bosses in The Epic Tales of Lolonda Fleur the Heroine, Lolonda is not granted a Second Shot.

Boss 1 - Antonin Dvorak
This powerful Czech composer can produce waves of sound so powerful, they could make a spider's ears bleed from 14000 kilometres away. These attacks are performed in one of two ways. Fast movements, which are the most powerful attacks, but easily wearing out Dvorak, leaving him open to an attack. The slow movements (the kind your mum asks for, haha, BAM!) are weaker but more sustained.

Boss 2 - B.O.B a.k.a Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate
The Second Boss may appear harmless, but in fact, he is absolutely retarded, and invulnerable to boot. He can digest anything, including you, so watch out for his lunge/nom attack.

Boss 3 - Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman has candy floss, your argument is invalid. Also, he can use his "Black Intuition" to help Andy Dufrense break out of Shawshank. Once/if Andy escapes, he will chip at you for years with a rock hammer before escaping to Mexico.

Boss 4 - Anonymous (the old, internetz restricted one)
This is the hardest boss of all. When you enter the Anonannex, an invisible man wearing a suit and tie will great you, before clicking his fingers. When he does this, legions of mask-donning internet geeks, also in suits and ties, will surround you completely, stomp their right feet twice and cry symphonetically, "WE ARE LEGION, WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE DO NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET. EXPECT US!"

This is your cue to grab the nearest firearm, grab a cellphone, dial 362-555-0101 and fire into the crowd that will swarm you in mere moments.