Hammerzeit



Halt, Hammer Zeit ist eine Form der amerikanischen Rap von Mikrofon Hammer durchgeführt. Just kidding, I'm doing the article in English. Hammer Time is generally defined as a perceived period of the space/time continuum wherein a certain individual or group of individuals slip over, engage in the street sport of break dancing and call out, "Stop, Hammer Time!", hence the image to the left, 'Halt, Hammerzeit'. Microphone Hammer's top ten second-highest grossing hit debut album single song 'Can't Touch This' is often danced to while one is performing Hammer time.

The first Hammertime
The first Hammertime occurred in 1940 when a Nazi Stormtrooper slipped on a frozen river and proceeded to slide, spin and dance around, all the while yelling, "Halt, Hammerzeit!". As seen in the image in the top-left, his squad members watched in utter amazement as their comrade danced in intergalactic proportions. When this soldier surrendered to the Allies in 1945, he was taken to an American POW camp in Vermont, USA. There, he taught his fellow inmates how to Hammer. An African-American guard in a tower caught on to the fad and tried to Hammer, eventually perfecting his technique, granting him immortality. Soon after, he changed his name to Microphone Pain Hammer.