Pidoseyus

Pidoseyus was a famous Western Gilumnian poet, writer, narrator and epic-fable-maker. He was born on the 15th of Korosek, 1024 and died 108 years later, on the 35th day of Derekk, 1132.

Early Life
Pidoseyus was raised on a tiny cannabis plantation in the peaks of the Gilumnian alps. Due to his excessive exposure to marijuana, he had an icredible imagination, at the cost of an overall low intellect. He would often wait for his sometimes-abusive parents to become high, then, while they were "baked", he would tell them his stories and they would listen in amazement at his incredible ability to contrive new ways of a plot continuing, no matter how many main characters died or failed. It is theorized that he invented the narrative technique "deus ex machina" or "God/s or an/other important figure/s comes from the heavens to instantly solve everything" as it is known today.

Career
Pidoseyus' career started in 1044 when he became a limerick writer for the weekly regional newspaper, The High Times. In his column, he would write lines about the happier side of chronic depression, child-friendly firearms and how the Western Gilumnian economy could benefit from a nuclear holocaust. All of his stories included a vision of the future (see earlier: nuclear holocaust) or futuristic technologies.

When he was eventually fired from the Times for the harassment of female staff members in 1052 after 8 years of faithful service to the paper. Pidoseyus travelled to Scratch City, where he immediately began work on his sorta famous epic, Lolonda Fleur the Heroine. Immediately after he finished his work and introduced it into the mainstream poetry market, he began a long and arduous...

Spiral into Obscurity
After he had completed his 1000000 page epic (that's why it took 80 years to write) Pidoseyus died of heartbreak.